Finally, A 10-Pound Moscow Mule Exists in New York City
Dream Hotels in New York City is finally appealing to a cross-section of society that has been severely underrepresented lately: those who love Moscow Mules, and those who can’t drink their alcohol in normal-sized cups like an adult member of society. The Dream Downtown and Dream Midtown hotels will both be featuring a 164-oz Moscow Mule on their rooftop decks this summer, for a reasonable fee of $185.
If you and your 8-10 bros can get through the Mega Mule, be sure to have plenty of towels on hand to mop up the ridiculous amount of condensation that will be all over you from the enormous copper mug. And also to drape over your heads on the way out so no one can see your stupid face. Even considering the math on the price of drinks may work out in your favor, no one needs a pitcher of cocktail. Order them properly like a grown-up and you’ll feel much better about yourself.